Hatched
Most frogs get a lily pad and a quiet pond. This one hatched in a magenta nebula on a rock with no atmosphere, and came out already wearing the spikes.
TOADZ
99
FUD
CLICK TO MOVE · CLICK FUD TO STRIKE · SPACE = ATTACK
Two players · One planet · No continues
SOLANAFAIR LAUNCH ON PUMP.FUN
$TOADZ
SPIKED COLLAR · PURPLE NEBULA · ZERO CHILL
The amphibian that ate the arcade. Launched fair on pump.fun, no presale, no tutorial — just a green fist, a locked dev bag, and a bonding curve to punch through.
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0Total supply
20%Dev supply — locked
80%Free float
PUMP.FUNFair launch on Solana
Attract mode
Origin story
Three frames, no dialogue box, no skip button. Everything you need to know before the coin drops in.
Trained
Ten thousand hours face-down in the pit. No tutorial. No save state. No mercy. He learned exactly one move and made it the entire moveset.
Deployed
The cabinet went dark, Solana went live, and he walked straight out of the screen onto a pump.fun bonding curve. The chart is just the next stage with a different scoreboard.
Character select
The stat sheet
Left side is flavour. Right side is the part that actually matters — verify every line of it on-chain before you touch anything.
Attack99
Defence72
Speed88
Utility00
Vibes100
- Ticker$TOADZ
- ChainSolana
- Launchpadpump.fun — fair launch
- Total supply1,000,000,000
- Dev supply20% — locked
- Free float80%
- Mint authorityRevoked
- Freeze authorityRevoked
- LiquidityMigrated & LP burned on bond
- PresaleNone
- ContractPending
80% free float
20% dev — locked
Select your stage
No roadmap. Only stages.
Roadmaps are promises, so this isn't one. $TOADZ is a meme coin with no utility and nothing owed to anybody. No targets, no dates, no deliverables — just stages, and whatever the chart decides to do with them.
The Curve
Fair launch on pump.fun. No presale, no team round, no whitelist. Mint and freeze authority revoked, dev allocation locked and posted publicly.
The Bond
Bonding curve fills and the token migrates to PumpSwap with the LP tokens burned. Chart goes live on DexScreener and Birdeye.
The Ridge
Holders on the wall, trackers picking it up, and a raid crew that actually shows up. Still just a meme coin — nothing owed, nothing built.
The Swarm
Enough green fists in one place that the memes write themselves. This is the whole product. There is nothing behind it and nothing coming after it.
?????
Cabinet's unplugged. People have thrown out ideas — an NFT collection, an on-chain battle arena — and they're fun to talk about. That's all they are: talk.
- NFTS, MAYBE
- AN ARENA, MAYBE
- PROBABLY NEITHER
Nothing is planned, funded, or promised. Assume none of it happens.
Instruction card
How to buy
Four steps on Solana. Read the whole card before you put money anywhere — especially step four.
Get a Solana wallet
Install Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack and write the recovery phrase down on paper. Never type that phrase into a website, a chat, or a form — nobody legitimate will ever ask for it.
Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange you already trust and withdraw it to your own wallet address. Leave a little spare for network fees.
Verify the mint address
Copy the address from this page and check it character-for-character against the official pump.fun page and social accounts. Impostor tickers on Solana massively outnumber real ones.
Swap — carefully
Buy on pump.fun while the token is on the curve, or through Jupiter or PumpSwap once it has bonded. Set sane slippage and only commit money you are fully prepared to lose. This is a meme coin, not an investment.